Chingaledoo

Any inanimate object in the world that can fit in the palm of one's hand.

That chingaledoo almost fell off the table...mom woulda been pissed.

by Tiffy McNoble September 7, 2010

rip ching

When an insult followed by a comeback cannot be beaten, so is followed by a silence...

continued, Jimbo- do I look like your momma

Aleks. L- No you look like me because ive been screwing your momma and im your father

Jimbo. M- .......(silence)

Michael. H (cripple)- oooooooo, Rip ching

by byyeeeeaaahhhhwat June 23, 2007

ching chang chong

Many non-Asians would act as if this is the only word in East Asian languages (particularly Chinese). Don't say this to anybody of East Asian descent as this could offend them.

Non-Asian: How do Asians speak? It's like ching chang chong right?
Asian: Please stop this.

by a_B05 February 16, 2020

ching

verb. to ching. (chinged, chings, chinging)

To grab a man's genitals and crush them in your fist until he screams in pain...and then crush them some more.

Some consider it a sport. "The Ring of Ching" can be set up using 4 large desks to create the "ropes", and then a chinging match may commence. There are no known rules.

ARGH! Wilf just chinged me! The bastard!

by Steve Talboys January 23, 2004

ching

When you and a group of people touch your nose to see who has to do something. The last person to touch their nose loses.

Damn, I lost a ching, so now I'm trash bitch again.

by lslice December 28, 2005

ching hung ya

go fuck your mother, you bitch! Suck on your mothers dry wrinkly long dumbo ear pussy shit.

john: go fuck your self brandon
brandon: ching hung ya back to you john

by chickenshit January 12, 2008

ching chong long wong

In the unusual that an Asian has a long penis this person generally works at a Chinese resturant

I heard tong Chong has a Ching Chong long Wong working there

by Shabongoman111 January 20, 2017