A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023
Get the Chinese spy balloonmug. A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.
Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
by TheDumbruh January 9, 2019
Get the Chinese Folding Manmug. Where you slather sweet and sour sauce on a girls pussy and eat her out. If you do not finish said sweet and sour sauce, you stick her in a Togo box.
by Thrbanh March 29, 2015
Get the Chinese Takeoutmug. When one presses one's foot against another person's crotch really hard. Usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs.
Source of the term unknown. A variant where both are lying down is known as the Japanese Gas Pedal
Source of the term unknown. A variant where both are lying down is known as the Japanese Gas Pedal
by Koby_Fish February 4, 2012
Get the Chinese gas pedalmug. a little dog, thats some kind of maltese something, or chihuahua, but its got long hair from its ears and body that looks like wings when it runs.. usually owned by chinese ladies
by TripD May 6, 2008
Get the chinese rat dragonmug. a particularaly loose term used to describe how obnoxious a house (and/or mailbox) can look from the exterior after repainting it.
My brother's first home looks like a Chinese Whore House now that he has sold it and it has been repainted.
by MicZakAtak June 4, 2016
Get the Chinese Whore Housemug. Bob: What is that dude with the weird eyes doing?
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.
by bigassyo August 24, 2014
Get the Chinese Tank Blockmug.