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Chinese spy balloon

A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon

Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023
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Chinese Folding Man

A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.
Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
by TheDumbruh January 9, 2019
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Chinese Takeout

Where you slather sweet and sour sauce on a girls pussy and eat her out. If you do not finish said sweet and sour sauce, you stick her in a Togo box.
Man, Breanna is such a slut, she let me do the Chinese takeout on her!
by Thrbanh March 29, 2015
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Chinese gas pedal

When one presses one's foot against another person's crotch really hard. Usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs.

Source of the term unknown. A variant where both are lying down is known as the Japanese Gas Pedal
"Ugh, John just gave me a chinese gas pedal and my weiner hurts now."
by Koby_Fish February 4, 2012
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chinese rat dragon

a little dog, thats some kind of maltese something, or chihuahua, but its got long hair from its ears and body that looks like wings when it runs.. usually owned by chinese ladies
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a chinese rat dragon
by TripD May 6, 2008
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Chinese Whore House

a particularaly loose term used to describe how obnoxious a house (and/or mailbox) can look from the exterior after repainting it.
My brother's first home looks like a Chinese Whore House now that he has sold it and it has been repainted.
by MicZakAtak June 4, 2016
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Chinese Tank Block

When the only Chinese guy at a party stops a fat chick from getting in.
Bob: What is that dude with the weird eyes doing?
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.
by bigassyo August 24, 2014
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