stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

Cheese Hat

The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.

After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.

by Spulta February 7, 2015

Shoot the cheese

Head out

Ight bruh, I'm finna shoot the cheese. See ya tomorrow.

by Cuckoomedal October 11, 2019

Shrek cheese

cheese from a shrek farm in egypt

i bought some Shrek cheese from Egypt

by shrek of yes March 24, 2022

Cheese Eagle

One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.

A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.

1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"

2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.

by NemisisNat November 23, 2010

hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Cheese-Bobbing

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.

Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.

by Sxm06m October 22, 2020