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SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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clear the cannon

The act of finishing during sex and resembling a World War 2 cannon going off while under attack
Been a while, think I might go home and bend the wife over the washing machine and clear the cannon

Jeez Bob has been cranky at work. Wish he would just go home and clear the cannon
by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019
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Disney Cannon

When a Large company, for this definition and example Disney Company, buys a franchise of really any type and Ruins It Completely. Star Wars episodes 8 and 9 are So Bad that Most fans think that Disney Ruined the franchise according to the available Canon, which is a term used for historically defined rules, creations, or otherwise established world-building used for the universe being presented. Disney, also for an example of the "Disney Cannon," Arbitrarily decided to "decanonize," or make Not Canon Anymore, Most of the old material because "it is inconvenient for the current material, "that were, again, So Bad that their Own Materials even Broke their Own Established Canon.

So, for this example, the company Allowed uneducated people Of the franchise lore to take the "Disney Cannon," and make Arbitrary decisions Without Democratic Acceptance of the materials, that largely breaks, or makes incomprehensible, the content that the franchise has established as a whole and especially to the franchise's Established Canon.

Cannon is in reference to the blunt, destructive power of unregulated and unchecked misuse of power in Control of a Largely accepted artwork that can be seen as going Against the wants, hopes, and desires of the loyal fan-base.
Friend 1: "I can't believe they made money off of this film. There must just be So Many people that are fans that even seeing the movie 1 time at 15 dollars will make them close to a Billion dollars."
Friend 2: "Yeah, the Disney Cannon blew a gaping hole in the franchise and I am not sure they can even recover. I'm not buying their 40 dollar blue ray That's for sure."
Friend 3: 'I guess that Proves that you can cut the nose off the Mona Lisa if you can afford to buy it. the Disney Cannon really made a mess of things."

Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "The Rise of Skywalker is one of the Worst films I've ever seen. Can you believe how bad it was?"
Adversary to the Social Consensus: "You are a Sexist, a Misogynist, and a Racist for having negative opinions about this exceptional film with strong people doing their best."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "Looks like I've been hit by the Disney Cannon!" *Que Laugh Track*

Man: "I can't believe they've destroyed the established canon, over 30 years of great content, so badly and made so much material irrelevant to Their story arch. Rey can do these Ridiculous things Constantly and it makes no sense and was never even mentioned before, even in the films."
Insane Person: "You are just an angry man baby who can't handle strong women in lead roles."
Man: "I guess I've been hit by the Disney Cannon." *Que Laugh Track*
by MCPKG January 9, 2020
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Japanese Cannon

The act if inserting a butt plug before eating a large amount of taco bell, then waiting 30 minutes and bending over and letting it fly.
Dude, I got hit with a japanese cannon yesterday.
by shitwizard130 June 16, 2025
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cannonize

the act of making something cannon; making it become true
"Should I cannonize this story?"
"Hmm, I'm gonna cannonize this."
by fianalins March 18, 2021
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Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 6, 2017
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Aids Cannon

Noun - Refers to any firearms in the AK-47 family of rifles. This term was coined by the infamous Dan_TSX of AR15.com.
I just sold my dildo to fund a new underfolder aids cannon.
by yeags December 18, 2014
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