Diamond-studded cactus

An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.

Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.

by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015

go fuck a cactus

S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)

OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS

by PoushyRecker96420BLaizeYT June 6, 2017

Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍

U can go lick my cactus

by Qveen Lieah June 24, 2017

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

ur mom a cactus

The worst insult ever known to mankind. It means that someone is not only a prick, they're the whole cactus. This extremely offensive word was believed to have originated in the Medieval ages or before that. It is the worst insult ever. 'ur mom a cactus' is even worse than 'ur mom gay', 'ur papa a nazi', 'ur gran gran a trans man', 'ur dad a lesbian', 'ur cousin a muffin' and the N word. It is not a bad as 'ur mom trans' and 'ur papi nazi'. This word is also worse than 'Karen'.

Karen: Why did you block me? Ur mom gay.

Donna: Ur mom a cactus.

Karen: That hurts.

Donna: Just avoid ur mom and you'll be fine.

Karen: I'm gay.

Donna: Yes.

by Pigeon girl June 22, 2020

go fuck a cactus

When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man

Guy: ur a bitch

You: Oh go fuck a cactus

by alex.me March 24, 2021