by Unge_smegmaburger February 15, 2019
Get the Crymug. A 5th dimensional being with the sexiest German accent that rhetorically dominated a dude named “heavenly_._D”.
by Sinbadtard March 4, 2021
Get the cRymug. cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.
Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.
by Careless1 March 5, 2015
Get the masti-crymug. 2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
Get the Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!mug. by willywillycow September 10, 2024
Get the girls band crymug. friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.
friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river
you:cry me a river.
friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river
by meowtteo October 26, 2025
Get the cry me a rivermug. Cry Baby Powers are a type of psychic Superpowers used in the movie: K-12
Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith
Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith
by DaddyChimedInGoForTheThroat September 16, 2021
Get the Cry Baby Powersmug.