butthole flower

fart, gas, rectal oder

"those pork and beans gave me some nasty butthole flowers"

by julsinthebox May 1, 2005

buttholeness

a butthole who is acting like a butthole

Husbands tend to show their buttholeness on an every day basis.

by The Smart Wife October 11, 2010

ye salty butthole

when one takes a anal spreader and puts it in ones butthole and then takes a stick of would with barbwire around it and puts in in and out of ones butthole then takes a bowl or bucket of salt and pours in the cut up butthole

austin gave rocco a ye salty butthole last night

by helter skeltor September 10, 2014

grandfather cock butthole penis

look it up on google

omg grandfather cock butthole penis very interesting .-.

by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017

Old Soul with a New Butthole

Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.

He was just Ray, now he's an Old Soul with a New Butthole.

by LethalSeamen March 6, 2022

butthole cancer

a more humorous form of colon cancer

johhny: dude, my gerbil just died. doc says its from colon cancer.
Johnny: wtf? how did he get butthole cancer?

by tallywacker June 10, 2008

tight butthole

Word used to describe awesome so very awesome, your mom got pregnant with Jesus' baby. To use in a negative sense, you say the word "loose butthole" instead. Other variations include "sexy butthole, inflamed butthole, and stinky butthole." Hell, you can mix it up and add your own adj. to butthole with its own definition.

Kid: "WHOA I JUST GOT AN ACROSS THE MAP TOMAHAWK KILL ON BLACK OPS!"

Kid2: "Damn son, that's tight butthole."

by MrBunbun99 July 10, 2011