bread torture

a style of torture where you spam misspelt versions of the word bread in discord group chats.

<Jake> Hey guys how are you doing?
<Emily> baBRD
<Mike> RBAEDB
<Emily> brAED
<Mike> baRBaE
<Emily> BAREfF
<Jake> wtf this is bread torture

by waffle___ April 9, 2021

Bread cancer

Bread cancer. Save the bread. The severity of women losing their bread.

Person 1: "My mother has bread cancer."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry for your loss."
Person 1: "This explains why I haven't ever had bread."

by Reed :) March 29, 2022

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien October 13, 2016

Bread Thieves

A catch-all phrase for Australians, many of whom had ancestors deported to the colonies for stealing loaves of bread.

The tradition continues to this day with their politicians often being caught with their snouts in the trough and corruption being rampant.

Did you see any of the cricket? Nah the dirty bread thieves probably bowled another underarm delivery when they were about to lose again!

by Arteazan August 5, 2021

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017

Soft Bread

These people are appear tough and "crusty" on the outside, but are actually soft on the inside. They are typically pushovers in debates and conflict.

Too bad our boss Jason is such soft bread. If we had a real leader, we'd be done this project already.

by Well_Servicing June 13, 2018

bread sniffer

Someone who sniffs cocaine because cocaine = money

Jimmy is a bread sniffer

by dickandballs69420 March 20, 2022