auth (diego brando)

super hot!!!!11!!!

GUY 1: YOU ARE auth (diego brando)!!

GUY 2: YOU ARE NOT auth (diego brando)!!

by okokokoki'mauth September 24, 2020

Jack And Brandon

Everyone’s fav gay duo.

Woah look at them jack and brandon

by I like crabs December 3, 2020

Let’s Go Brandon

Just so you know, Brandon is a clandestine term meaning two dudes blowing each other in a pickup truck.

Did you see the trumptard and his trumptard “fishing buddy” Let’s Go Brandon in the front seat of that lifted diesel truck? They got jizz all over each others mustaches.

by trumplost2020 October 22, 2022

Pulling a Brandon

When a person who partakes in playing video games but makes levels or challenges seem much harder than it should be due to the person's lack of skill.

Person 1: "Dude, this level is so hard can you do it for me?"

Person 2: "This is the first level stop pulling a brandon"

by ARP_ November 10, 2022

brandon

a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.

dont belive a thing brandon says

brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.

girl: i love you too. :)

girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!

girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???

brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.

brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.

so he goes around and plays other girl.

brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!

by baby h October 20, 2008

marlon brando

An Awesome Song by slipknot called eyeless has his name in one if the lines.

You can't see california whithout marlon brando's eyes!!!

by Johnny Stefani May 11, 2006

Brandon

Brandons can be idiots, but when you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Well, that depends on what

Brandon you know. The one I know is sporty, and can be very annoying. But he is my friend :)

I have no examples for brandon

by apocolipse123 October 24, 2012