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snow bowl

A bowl of marijuana smoked in the privacy provided by a coating of snow over one's car. Good alternative to a country drive.
If youre about out of gas and your car is covered in snow, it must be just about time for you to rock a snow bowl.
by Deeter November 29, 2004
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dick bowl

noun; "dik-bowl"

A "dick bowl" is private or public place of gathering that consists primarily of dicks - as is "that guy is fucking a dick!".
"Last night for my birthday we went to this shit club, Tia Lou's. The bouncers were shriveled-ball-power-tripping-roid ragers and the patrons handsy-clubbed-out-cock-mcfuglies -- a total dick bowl."
by Just McLovin February 10, 2008
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NIKH Bowl

What people from North Haven call the powder puff game, one of the best times of high school
North Haven Kid: we kicked your butt last year at the NIKH Bowl

Amity Kid: wtf was tht?
by 096543234 May 1, 2009
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Bowl Foal

n. A crap that is so painful in processing, that it feels as though one just gave birth to a thoroughbred. Bonus points if the crapper takes the #2 in Lexington, KY or otherwise the turd in any way resembles Edie Arcaro.
Holy crap! I ate 8 wedges of Laughing Cow Creamy Swiss cheese 3 days ago and it finally caught up with me today. I dropped a bowl foal this afternoon - "Pressured, dueled inside, ridden out"
by Justice April 22, 2005
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super bowl

The most accurate depiction of the American lifestyle, which includes consuming, yelling, flashy lights, and idolizing overpaid mongoloids who contribute nothing to society. All while ignoring important issues in the world around them.

The event lasts approximately 17 hours: 14 of which is devoted to advertising products that nobody needs, and the rest is allotted for performances by bland, overhyped pop stars with next to no talent.

There is no actual game played during this event. You see athletes performing tasks such as running, but only about every 5 minutes and it's only for about 4 seconds at a time, then they stop what they are doing and go to commercial.

The truth is that nobody really likes the super bowl. The only reason one would watch this event is because everyone else is watching it, and humans have this psychological need for group solidarity, no matter what bland, inane activity that group happens to be devoted to.

Watching the super bowl (or any sporting event) is like going to church: it's boring, it's repetitive, you can't distinguish one session from another, you don't really know why you're there, and you get nothing out of it in the end. You only do it because you feel as though you are supposed to.
Jackass: Hey, you gonna watch the super bowl this weekend?
Me: No, I'd rather do something fun or interesting.
by The Bad Guy February 7, 2007
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Bowl burn

This is when your turds rubs against the bottom of the toilet bowl and creates a burn mark. Similar to rocket burns in underwear.
Dude. Your shit left a bowl burn.
by Iamjake November 4, 2012
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Toilet Bowling

Slang Term for hitting a bowl of dank while sitting on, or standing at the toilet or urinal.
Sid: Guess what! Last night I totally Toilet Bowling again! It was awesome!
Nancy: Ugh!! Jeebus Christ!! Stop taking so many shits and smoking weed all the time! It's disgusting!
Sid: *stab* *stab*
by Lex Iconographer December 1, 2011
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