Bob Schmidt

A Universal hero, when one doesn't know the inventor/musician/author (etc.) of something it is replaced with the name Bob Schmidt.

Kara: who sings this song?

Dan: lady gaga or leona lewis...Bob Schmidt or something

by The cabbage galz July 7, 2011

Bob the bobber

ultra sexy person who likes spongebob and partick, they has lots of people in love them

I am bob tghe boberb bob the bobber

by Bob the bobber March 22, 2022

bob-robert

A hardon at the worst possible time

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

Cock bobbing

When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.

I was so fucking tired today, I was cock bobbing all through class.

by virginiasucks February 18, 2012

Bobbing for Karls

1. The act of picking up gay dudes at a gay bar, especially if those dudes are called Karl.

2. In some clandestine homosexual circles, Bobbing for Karls refers to the practice of inserting the erect penis into a watertight vessel filled with water. Partners take turns bobbing. Everybody wins.

Me and the boys were Bobbing for Karls the other day. Shame about Gregory.

by Naevys January 11, 2019

nig-bobbing

The act of jive-walking around a convenient store , mall, or gas station parking lot begging for change, cigarettes, or something free.

I hate going to that 7-11 on Back River Neck Road because there is always some darky "nig-bobbing" around the parking lot for change or a Newport.

by WillSaunders September 15, 2011

cry bobs

A person who descends into a foul mood/strop/tantrum unnecessarily.

Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.

Alex receives three less peas on his plate than Duncan and Fiona and is given the crap stool to sit on around the Christmas dinner table.
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'

Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'

by dereck handlebar January 24, 2015