grow some balls

an insult referring to your obvious manlessness. Has more meaning when said by a girl.

"I'm afraid of doing this."

"Grow some balls!"

by Grinning Assassin January 3, 2010

My Balls Hurt

A phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."

Boss: "Pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow."
Pat: "My Balls Hurt"

by Darth Chubious November 29, 2010

Big Black Balls

The long snake hanging off a black man, usually very hairy and long

Did you see those big black balls and that Tittie Monster

by Captain Penetration June 26, 2014

Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.

Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?

by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010

Bellshit

The same as "bullshit", most famously used by Bam Margera during the series "Bam's Unholy Union"

"That is bellshit"

by Blaustiffft March 13, 2009

Bell's Jokes Law

Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.

Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/

Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)

Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'

by Bellser July 29, 2006

Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.

I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020