Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 08, 2018

the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.

Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part

by twat 29 June 10, 2019

Beat that water

When you need to go take a shower

Aye, I’m done working out and need to beat that water before we go eat.

by Slash Vin April 15, 2021

Clit•beat

The way a woman’s body responds to sexual excitement, the clit becomes extra sensitive, swells and retracts in a throbbing motion.

I have a clitbeat everything your lips are pressed on my neck. Clit Clit•beat Clitbeat

by Iamyourheartbeat March 28, 2018

The East Beat

A nick-name for East Hartford, CT based on Hartford's nick-name the Hart Beat or simply the Beat.

I'm from the East Beat, the most diverse town in CT.

by eastbeat22 December 31, 2013

Sleep and beat

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off

Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it

by Blaz3ac3 September 05, 2017

Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022