battle manatee

A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!

a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition

by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

Artillery Battle

When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.

I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.

by Johnny UCF September 1, 2010

carrier battle group

A (usually annoyed) parent surrounded by 4 or more children navigating the urban high seas, typically seen in big box stores, strip malls, and grocery stores.

Bill: Check out that carrier battle group over there by the toy section! How does that Mom keep track of all 6 of her brats?

by caytinator January 25, 2011

Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.

"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"

by AfricanJezus May 6, 2009

Battleship

Two or more men jerking off before sleep with lights out, aiming to hit each other with ejaculations.

Stealth Battleship is playing the game while everyone is asleep.

Before sleeping we play battleship, last night Mike made a direct hit in Jorge's eye.

by InjenBuilder9 December 17, 2009

game battles

a website for homosexual hipsters who think they are the shit at call of duty. their names usually consist of a slightly sophisticated word (i.e oriqinal). Also they may contain unnecessary z's or s's (cloudz) and have lower case q's for g's. they are 13-17(fact). use a lot of gay forum sites and talk to people that are older than them on xbox. mainly faggy white kids with long skater style hair who think new faggity dubstep music is the best music and make fun of mexican people on xbox who like rap.

game battles homo: hey bro i just posted a doubles on gb.
game battles homo 2: i don't know if i can play my dads coming home soon so i'm probably have to suck his d!ck
game battles homo: this kids hella gay im just going to dispute the match
game battles homo 2: ohh did u hear that new deadmua5(pronounced dead-maow-FIVE) song
game battles homo: omg yeah bro sick drop!!! ohh and do u need some help with your dad
game battles homo 2: yeah bro i get balls u get shaft, if u want we could switch.

by wazamoufdo September 9, 2011

battle metal

1. A 2004 debut album by metal band Turisas.
2. A sub-genre of black metal created by the above band.

Fast, fast, fast, fast, faster than the lightning strikes!
Battle Metal is amazing, I can't wait to hear the next Turisas album!

by dila May 11, 2006