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Ballerina

When a female inserts both of her large toes into a male's anus.

Derived from the feminine squeal made by the man once his anus is penetrated; also named by the use of the two toes during this procedure that are commonly used by ballerinas.
Guy 1: "Dude what's wrong with you"
Guy 2: "Oh, my girlfriend ballerina'd me hard last night."

Girl 1: "Well how do you dominate him?"
Girl 2: "I give him the old ballerina, shuts him right up. ;)"
by ogle21 August 14, 2011
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Low Baller

A person who offers an unreasonably low amount for something they are trying to buy. Typically an offer of 30% (or lower) less than the asking price is considered a low ball offer.
Item X is for sale for the amount of $1500.

Low Baller:
I'll give you $1000 for your X.

Seller:
GTFO of here. Like I said, no low ball offers you POS! And stop wasting my time!
by USMC SGT November 1, 2011
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Balleranium

The most baller of substances EVER!
100000000000x harder than Steel and 1000000000000x sexier as well!

If you obtain Balleranium status, you are known as the master of macking, the hardest of the hard, and the pimpest of pimp.

Balleranium is #169 on the periodic table
When Michael Jordan won his 6th ring, it was made out of Balleranium.

When Lance Armstrong won his final tour de France, his bike was made of Balleranium.

Batmans car is made from Balleranium.
by BTV Mrs. Good December 11, 2010
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Baller Status

Baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh.
You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.
Oh shit, I gotta get baller status, so I can talk to her.
by Crack Rabbit 606 January 23, 2011
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baller

a blood term for rich guy with lots of shit

the same as the crip term "high roller"
wanna be a baller, shot-caller, 20 inch blades on the impala.
by Ruffrider February 11, 2004
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baller

tabatha thinks she is a baller
by your neighbor September 24, 2003
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real baller ap exam

The real baller ap exam is to find out if you are a baller. A real baller doesn't show up.
Hey, what were your results on the real baller ap exam?

I showed up 20 minutes late and got an A-
by GRCC June 3, 2009
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