Bagel

When a girl is too attached too a guy or hasn’t like any other guy since the 3rd grade.

Boy:Dudes it’s that girl is an actual bagel
Boy 2: yah she need to move on too another guy

by Yo use my word January 24, 2020

Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

sucks bagels

It's a synonmyn of sucks balls

Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels

by Texasfreak May 18, 2009

NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018

Finagle the bagel

The act of diddling ones bung hole

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....

by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019

Bagels

When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.

*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”

by CowboyJak December 9, 2024

Bagel

A person that is highly cared about and appreciated{

That girl is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019