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dad bot

jump off a cliff backwards with a potato sack on your head
then
let your body get eaten by the rats as you cling onto the last of your life
you will feel your skin pierced and yanked at
the flies will nest in your eyes
it will render you blind and then you will try to bite on your tounge to let that blood loss kill you but no
hot coals will be used to cauterise and burn you
unable to die from blood loss
you will try to stop breathing
you finally succeed
you realise you are still alive
you are in purgatory
you will be in constant pain and agony
your life will have meant nothing
you will perish
no one will remember
your corpse will be unrecognisable
you will have a closed casket funeral
only your children will arrive, they try to open your casket and see you
the state of your weak flesh has been rotted to a horrid extent
the disgust causes your children to kill themselves instantly on the spot
by tiddiemilk April 18, 2022
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Bot

A person with learning disabilities and about 3 brain cells
What’s 2 + 1 ? “ I don’t knowCaoimhe you’re such a bot
by Theogbeast69 March 25, 2019
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Discord bot day

December 12 is is Discord bot day. Use every bot in a discord server and chat with them so they can enjoy their robotic, soul less and lonely life. Mods are not allowed to interfere with this event
It's time to use dank memer and get banned by mee6, since it is Discord bot day
by probably Vizok December 11, 2020
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Demi-Bot

A Demi-Bot is a man/woman, boy/girl, whom is very nerdy, smart, numeric, and/or a fan of logic and reason (and possibly an Atheist). Though not an actual robot, does have these traits of one.

Synonyms: INTX
His girlfriend, Alice, is quite the Demi-Bot.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
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confessions bot

Confessions bot is a Discord bot that allows users to be heathens anonymously, unless you buy premium then all author information is revealed to the world!
User: Hey did you see that new Confession by Confessions Bot?
User2: Oh my god it totally broke tos, can I see who it was?
User: No, unless you sell your soul for premium!
by randomubeditor June 17, 2024
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Bot

Dude there's a bot over there let's rush him
by Nignaller June 15, 2018
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Dousche-Bot

An individual who not merely displays characteristics associated with a Dousche, but is also devoid of other human emotions or is very boring. A callous and wooden person could be described as a Dousche-Bot, or someone who rarely breaks from a routine or does not display any form of spontaneity.
Just come to the Pub after work Friday. Don't be such a Dousche-Bot!

Did you see how bored he was at the game? What a Dousche-Bot!

I won't be going out during exam time, I'm going to be a real Dousche-Bot for the next few weeks.
by lee_boi81 February 21, 2011
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