Boofed

Boof: *not sexual*

To wreck someone in battle/in a fight; To destroy someone.

To win a fight.

Ronny was boofed in the battle against James.

"Did you boof the opponent?"

by Philosophy supreme March 17, 2021

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To insert something into your anus. It indeed is not always free.. or even voluntary.

“Hey can I get some of that” “ yeah, if you boof it”

by JackAuf February 27, 2022

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A fake vagina, niggas in prison make this out of a towel, rubber gloves and Vaseline. To Make themselves bust a nut.

Aye who wanna use this boof next
That nigga was over there making a fuckin boof for himself tonight

by DADDYD211 May 29, 2022

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Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

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