biscuits and gravy

A solid deuce followed by an unexpected gusher of explosive diarrhea.

I thought I just had to drop a digger, but instead I ripped the biscuits and gravy!

by wild chewbacca November 12, 2011

Biscuit Swindler

1) A person who cheats others out of baked peices of dough

2) Tia

3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.

"Ma, the biscuit swindler stole my rolls!"

by Ziggity Zach July 24, 2004

Saggy biscuit

A saggy buscuit is a biscuit that has been filled with the substances of gay asja boys.

Eating this said biscuit will instantly give you ligma.

"meet me in the bathroom,,amd bring the biscuits ;)"
"sure,i wont forget "
"i cant wait to saggy the biscuit"
"i love making a saggy biscuit

by Bigtotihentaitenticle March 02, 2019

chucking biscuits

To chuck you're biscuits is to be violently ill (throw up)

E: How is he?
B: Oh he's chucking his biscuits all over the place!

by hippygirl August 14, 2005

old biscuit

An older lady, usually in her 40's that is sexually active, often times with younger men. That was some "old biscuit" I had last night. A vagina is shaped like a "bicuit" that is pulled apart, hence the name "old biscuit".

like a cougar, an older woman that is on the prowl. I had some old biscuit last night when i banged her

by Freeman69 November 16, 2007

Jesus Biscuit

Another name for the Christian Eucharist, the white wafer given out during Holy Communion

Ahh man those Jesus Biscuit taste like shit!

by Imaholyguy October 20, 2010

biscuit head

an affectionate term for someone you like

Hey biscuit head, how's it going?

by super_hero October 18, 2005