beasties

A scottish word for insects, creepy crawlies

"I do like camping but there are just too many beasties for me to fully enjoy myself".

by winstonmaiow December 17, 2006

Fake Besties

Fake besties is a term used in New Zealand, it means when two people are very close but don't like to stereotype themselves as being best friends or don't personally believe they are best friends so instead they call each other "Fake Besties"

Logan: Sarah and Emma you two always hang out, are you guys besties?
Sarah: NO! We're fake besties
Logan: Fake Besties?
Emma: We are fake besties because we are not actually besties but are tight as and talk lots!

by bigbobrocks October 19, 2009

Bestiality

Daniel's love life.

Daniel had an insane amount of bestiality-related sex yesterday.

by D@n1el February 23, 2017

sexy bessie

An overweight chick who is still extremely hot and fuckable despite being fat

i don't have to be a chubby chaser to like that sexy bessie over there

by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

Beastie Boys

Three white guys from New York, Adam Yauch, Adam Horovitz, and Michael Diamond, who started of as a punk rock band then went into hip hop after Ad Rock (Horovitz) decided to buy a TR-808 instead of a guitar for the band. In their early Licenced to Ill/Paul's Boutique days their lyrics were very controversial, but after their third album, Check Your Head, they ditched their tough, frat boy attitudes and didn't rap about stealing and taking drugs. They have inspired many rappers including Nas and Eminem. Unfortunately, on June 4, 2012, Adam 'MCA' Yauch passed away due to cancer. They are very influential and, in my opinion, they greatest rap group in history. They have also discovered LL Cool J, invented sampling, and put Def Jam on the map.

"I wanna say a little something that's long overdue/The disrespect to women has got to be through/To all the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends/I wanna offer my love and respect to the end"

If you haven't listened to Beastie Boys yet, I strongly recommend you do so.

by qwdhjcadsvhbcwekrbvwue May 31, 2015

Bestest

The best of the best of the best or better than the best; 110%

You are the bestest friend I've ever had.

by UniqueGamer0714 July 8, 2016

Bestiology

Bestiology is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful, frequently drunk, God, a monotheistic Baccus if you will.

Bestiology has, as of yet, no holy book but does have commandments and worship takes place not on consecrated ground but in cheap taverns.

The God of Bestiology has a comically large, mishapen head.

All religeons are false except, of course, Bestiology!

by DavrosTheBadger March 6, 2009