When a fat guy walks in a bar, orders a drink, sits next to the first girl he sees, looks her dead in the eye and without anything else said says "Pussy fart" *maintains eye contact then proceeds to take a drink*
Chase walks in a bar orders himself some brandy sits next to Jessica and stares her in the eye and says pussy fart *everyone stares in the ultimate awkward silence*
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Get the awkwarder mug.1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.
Not to be confused with being shy or coy.
The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.
For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.
Not to be confused with being shy or coy.
The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.
For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.
Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward
by Theamazinggeek December 16, 2019
Get the Femininely awkward mug.When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the him. Usually doesn't work.
Guy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Guy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkward rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
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me: have you ever heard Awkward Silence?
susan: wdym? i was in plenty ones haha, there was one time when-
me: no you don't get it susan. you never do
susan: wdym? i was in plenty ones haha, there was one time when-
me: no you don't get it susan. you never do
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