Awkward butterfly

An awkward situation when one person goes behind another and slowly pats the person's chest, like a butterfly's wings.

Don't awkward butterfly that girl.

by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009

awkwardtropolis

An immense amount of awkwardness; equivalent to perhaps sleeping with someone and then killing their parents, having to meet with them over coffee for a lab report the next day; or your wife and your mistress meeting and getting to be good friends, and wanting to have a threesome with you, neither knowing the history of the other with you.

"I had to work with my ex-wife the other day on a work project...and then I was forced to be her euchre partner later."
"Wow that must have been an awkwardtropolis kinda day!"

by CaYo October 3, 2005

awkward turkey

gesture used in an awkward situation where only one hand is needed... take either hand with all fingers spread as you would when you place your hand on paper to trace and make a turkey, you then begin to wiggle your thumb and thus you have an awkward turkey

me and my friends were walking down the street with drinks in our hands... there was an awkward silence so i completeled and awkward turkey...

by Torey Cranston July 2, 2007

Awkward

there is no such word as awkward just see example for true definition

its not awkward , what is that word?, ive never heard it before its just another rob and britt moment ;)

by xobritt720xo November 16, 2010

Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.

Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.

by Manderson April 1, 2008

Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

by JLambert November 20, 2010

awkwardvagina

Popular British Tumblr user, claims to have cried when McDonalds ran out of Big Macs (reason unknown). Is known for talking to his followers, offering advice and getting involved with helping others when needed. Generally a sound guy, always willing to make himself the butt of a joke if it can make others laugh.

Friend 1: Have you seen this guys blog? He calls himself awkwardvagina...
Friends 2: Yeah, I've been following him for a while, the URL is a definite put off if you don't view the content

by samurite March 14, 2015