Ignore it and hope it goes away

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.

Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

Mohammed Awais

One of those students to read a lot and has more teachers in touch than has friends.
Makes some Chinese story of spiritual stuff.
If your on his good side he would make you a poem.

Your acting like a Mohammed Awais

by ZaV1RO June 6, 2022

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015

Fire Away

You are free to execute with reckless abandon. Or in otherwords, you have a green-light.

Person 1: Hey do can I send these documents to the publisher?
Person 2: Did you proofread everything?
Person1: Yes
Person 2: Okay, then fire away.

by spicySandwiches September 28, 2021

heading away

What you can search if you are trying to head away from the definitions of "head" and "heading" on this gem of a website.

I'm heading away from the definitions of head and heading by searching up heading away.

by isufvsbviaydshb October 22, 2022

Kentucky Give-away

The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.

The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.

by Big Slamm May 13, 2020