Australian Booger Blaster

the act of ejaculating into your partner's nostril.

man 1: "man, that ho i was with last night said i couldn't cum in her mouth so at the last second i pulled out and gave her an Australian Booger Blaster."

man 2: "shit that's nasty. she's gonna be smellin your seed for a week!"

by magellon February 16, 2009

Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!

Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!
The catch phrase of the mysterious and presumed Australian, Bruce. Bruce travels through the bars of North London sanctifying drinking occasions with this exclamation. Bruce cannot be reliably encountered and his background is unknown. To those wishing to meet him, you must first pass his hand shake test. As one attempts to go to the toilette he will introduce himself. Hold out at least 5mins of handshaking to be accepted.

Appoun encountering Bruce: "Eastside!"
Bruce: "Westside!"
All: Eastside! Westside! Australia!!!

by 0paque July 16, 2008

australian pancake

When you put waffle batter in a waffle maker and cum in it and have your mate eat it

I made her a Australian pancake this morning

by clfl February 19, 2008

Australia

The best country in Australia

I am standing here in Australia and i think that the best country in Australia is Australia.

by The Big Guy from KFC October 28, 2013

Australian Selfie

A self-made picture of yourself, but "down under"; specifically referring to the vagina.

I asked my good fried to take a picture of her pussy with her smartphone and send it to me, and she said "oh, you want an Australian Selfie".

by Likesittrimmed December 22, 2014

australian reacharound

when you are receiving a harmless reacharound and just before you nut, they jam a thumb in yr land down under and they scream good day mate

I'll take your hand job, but I ate Mexican so no australian reacharound, please.

by u8675399 December 29, 2015

Australia

A land flowing with goon and back-handed-slightly-racist-sarcastic-jokes

"ye nah mate i'm from stralya (australia) brah"
"nice, you want a drink?"
"nah i'm set with my goon 'n' orchy bottle mate"

by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016