asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian

Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.

by asianjesus September 8, 2006

Fucking asians

Face it. theyre everywhere. walking around like they think they own the place when in all honesty they just fuck the hell out of everyone with their chopsticks, karate, weird styles and smell, small eyes and 100% test results.

Bill: Shit, theyre every where

Larry: Who?

Bill: Those fucking asians

by handy andy April 18, 2008

asians ago

1) Aussie slang for "Ages ago" because there's so many fucking asians in Australia.
2) A saying created by Matthew Larsen

Sonny: Have you seen Dark Knight?
Matt: Dude I saw that movie asians ago
Sonny: Lol Wtfux

by Matthew Larsen February 1, 2009

asian porn

Adult movies filmed from a different slant.

Kobe Tai

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004

Asian Masturbation

To masturbate with 2 fingers. Most commonly the thumb and index finger.

95% of Asian men have tiny (under 3 1/2 inch) penises, causing them to only masturbate with 2 fingers because they cant comfortably fit any more. The saying also applies to those who arent Asian but still have tiny penises and can only fit 2 fingers around it.

Gavin practices Asian Masturbation because he has a 2 1/2 inch penis, he cant fit any more fingers around it

by 0101010105 May 21, 2010

asian ladyboy

A person or persons from Asia whom usually is bought from a rich, cracka and is used for sexual favors and has a strategically placed penis where his/her vagina should normally be. Usually bought from a poor Asian family in a large city. Related: transvesite, tranny, shemale, hermaphrodite.

I bought this crazy hot Asian Ladyboy from a cracka in NYC.

by G-Man March 14, 2004

ghetto asian

ghetto asian is someone who is a straight shooter and doesn't take bull shit. person who has an attitude of gangsta, yet the intelligence of an asian--supa smart!

the ghetto asian was blasting the sound of tupac while working on physics.

by bling girl June 1, 2005