Alyssa is an ugly person who hates when people call her beautiful. She has blonde hair and gray/blue eyes. She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is an introvert, but not as shy. If you ever meet an Alyssa... never let her go. She hates compliments and is friends with everyone. She doesn't understand why anyone likes her. No body wants to date her because she is ugly. She keeps real friends and has a few fake ones because she is too afraid to let them go. She doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings unless they bully others.
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As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
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