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alpha kitty

Passive-aggressive, insecure female. One who demonstrates the irony of self-appointed, group-based, non-conformity. (Hello Kitty, a translation: you ARE cookie-cutter).
I am an alpha kitty because I'm my own person and wear vintage clothes like Sarah Jessica Parker. We alpha-kitties pay pros to video ourselves bopping around telling you about us on the internet.
by Janet90322 October 15, 2007
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Alpha Kappa Psi

A clearly non-professional Business "Frat" who believes that kicking the ass out of someone is smart, mature or accomplishes anything.
Delta Sigma Phi. "A weak and pathetic co-ed business fraternity that pretends to be professional but is actually made up of a bunch of pussies.
Gets the shit beat out of them on a routine basis by the obviously superior Alpha Kappa Psi." See Delta Sigma Phi for this... word for word.
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emo alphabet

1. A moderately amusing joke on emos, although reinforcing pointless stereotypes.
2. An unskillfully concealed desperate attempt to get laid.
See other definitions for both examples of "emo alphabet".
by rsh August 27, 2006
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Alpha

The Alpha is a sophisticated A.I created by Dr. Leonard Church, who was tortured by his creator to create fragments like Sigma and Omega. He is one of the main characters in Red vs Blue.
Caboose: What does the A stand for?
Alpha: Artificial.
Caboose: Oohhh. What does the I st-
Alpha: Intelligence.
Caboose: What does the A stand for again?
Alpha: *sigh*
by Spartan14087 September 21, 2012
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alpha pig

A man (or woman) lacking class and exuding an attitude of extreme piggish-ness. A person who has very little social grace. Also one who has no standards and will hook up with anything that comes his/her way.
Jimmy just banged that hoe in the bathroom while his girlfriend is home pregnant, man is he an alpha pig.

Wendy was just making fun of the blind deaf kid, is she an alpha pig or what?
by Jenny Blue June 15, 2007
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alphabet gargling

Yo that bitch is so good at alphabet gargling
by erock915 October 14, 2008
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Alpha Funding Group

A bunch of wanna-be Russian gangsters who telemarket trying to grub pennies out of your wallet. Be warned; they can't even afford cigarettes
Those guys are such fakers in their sandals and $5 t-shirts smoking indoors and choking on the fumes. And they think they are gangsters? Must be related to the guys at Alpha Funding Group...
by JamesColeeee October 21, 2008
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