African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!

Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!

by PV3 December 19, 2010

African Roulette

Filling a jar or vile with semen from 5 people of the same race as you, and then having one black man nut into the jar. Mix the jar or vile well, and then insert the entire jar into your vaginal cavity. After 9 months, you get the picture.

Man: "Lets play African roulette!"
Girl: "No"

by LeGoatSemenJames January 31, 2025

African American

People who live in Africa but came from America

Okonkwo: Where are you from, Richard?
Richard: how dare you? I may be African American, but I’m an African all the same!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

african tumbleweed

A ball of bigger pubes that blow around your jail cell like tumbleweeds in the wild wild west.

Yo darkie, you better pick up this African tumbleweed of the floor of my hut before I beat the black off you.

by Christbird May 16, 2020

My African

the most loving African you could ever meet. He will always care for you and be there for you even when yall aren't talking!! He's the best at communicating and puts you as one of his top priorities. HE IS VERY LOYAL AND WILL CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE. he will get you attached with out even trying and you will even fall inlove. He's very good at soccer. My African is very fine even though he might not agree with it most of the time. But "my African " only belongs to anaile Natalia Valtierra!!.

Girl 1: look at my African he's fine fineee

by Anailes man March 7, 2023

African Wormhole

When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.

Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk May 17, 2018