African Sundial

When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.

Man 1: Hey what time is it?
Man 2: Just look at the old African Sundial over there.

by Spooperdom February 10, 2020

African Stew

Just like Italian stew with italian ingredients, afrian stew consist of food that is typical african. However in Africa they have no food so the whole dish is a big pile of nothing.

Shit, i was so happy when my grandmother invited me over for dinner, but turns out she was serving african stew that day i left more hungry than when i arrived.

by RedWoodu February 15, 2020

african stank dimples

After dirty anal sex you take your tip and draw dimples on you partner cheeks.

What’s that of your face?

African stank dimples!

by Beeboopschlamadingdong May 1, 2020

african tumbleweed

A ball of bigger pubes that blow around your jail cell like tumbleweeds in the wild wild west.

Yo darkie, you better pick up this African tumbleweed of the floor of my hut before I beat the black off you.

by Christbird May 16, 2020

African mini golf

A variation of mini golf in which the player with the highest number of strokes wins. Widely considered by professionals to be the superior version of the game.

Tiger woods is an expert at African mini golf in spite of his incessant cocaine usage.

by Golfchad420 August 28, 2020

Africanized

When a non black woman takes big black cock and begins to integrate more into the African culture than her own

Hey is Stacy free tomorrow night
You didn't hear? She's Africanized now, she don't want a white boy like you

by africanu September 20, 2020

Lone African

That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.

White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"

by cwisticwistina August 31, 2013