U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.

Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.

by DangerMRW February 3, 2019

tard-a-thon

A person (or group of people) that is so so dumb/stupid/both that he or she is essentially a festival of retardedness...

Hey TARD-A-THON, you got the answer wrong again...

by Balkanya May 28, 2003

tard talk

conversation imitating speech characteristics of actors, cartoon characters, fellow humans with speech flaws, animals, etc.

When you said, "I wub you" it was tard talk.

by Friend of Big Sun July 10, 2007

car-tard

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008

Lardy Tard

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.

That guy runs like a lardy tard.

by xxxPDUBxxx June 28, 2010

turd-tarded

a new word for dumbshit
someone too stupid to wipe their own ass

Wow people these days sure are turd-tarded morons.

by Price Pfister March 3, 2007

Tard Seat

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.

"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"

by Shaquweesha October 19, 2010