Pump The Hammer

When you're good at jacking off.

Austin is about 6 inches and he knows how to pump the hammer!

by Austannibal January 27, 2012

geologist hammer

1. A term for a guy with a small penis that, no matter how long it takes, will completely destroy your hole.

2. Sometimes it's a sex act preformed by men in isolation using a hole in the wall covered by a poster for privacy.

1. I didn't think he could get the job done, but Sarge is a total Geologist Hammer!
2. The guy that used to live in this cell, did the Geologist Hammer behind that poster of Raquel Welch.

by PNWTigerLily November 6, 2018

Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.

Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.

by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022

Thor’s Hammer

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

Butter Hammer

A Table Tennis shot in which the player takes a robust, sweeping downward/sideways forehand swing imparting massive amounts of backspin, producing a floating effect as it travels to the other side of the table. It's buttery delivery defies it's devastating, hammer-like effect.

My forehand loop was no match for his prodigious butter hammer.

by chaifee February 3, 2010

tramp hammer

when you shit in a plastic bad and uses it as a weapon

holy shit Malcolm attacked me with a tramp hammer what a filthy creep

by beansack September 8, 2014

Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.

I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.

by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020