On Tommy

Basically another way of saying “on god” “On Vito” or “ on mommy “.

I put that on Tommy she sucked my dick.
Or on Tommy I’ll smack the fuck out of you . A term founded in Hampton Va by kevo

by Kevo3x September 10, 2020

Tommy

Tommy is a really loud and mostly swearing child.And has big brothers called Wilbur and Technoblade.

tommy: AHHHHHH FUCK SHIT!
wilbur: he is just so tommy.

by quackitystanlmao June 18, 2021

Tommy Boy

A straight man who fancies Tommy Robinson. More generally - the homoerotic undertones within the English Far Right ... which can never be openly admitted or explored ...

Lots of Tommy Boys in town last night but they all went home alone again

by hhhmmmfff February 4, 2022

Tommy

He has the longest and the biggest dick in the world that can be used as a gun

Tommy gets a huge dick

by Cohen Lo November 21, 2021

Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

by captain fucko May 11, 2018

Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.

Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.

by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024