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Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.
I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.
by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022
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Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.
The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.
by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022
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jason bartlett

An outstanding genuine guy who is always there to lend a hand or literally save the day.
Jason bartlett saved Mike freese from 3 fat girls from abducting him.
by Floppey tripod January 2, 2023
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jason carney

A person from Boone Iowa who will accept challenges on the spot and loves pork chops, or anything made of chocolate
Always loosen bolts pushing away from your self or you will Jason Carney yourself
by Mkonv March 14, 2019
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Jason M

A rat. A snitch. Has a tic tac dick and t-rex arms.
Person 1: "Where can I find someone with a small dick and that's a cop?"
Person 2: "Just call up Jason M"
by Dolaalaaado March 31, 2022
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Jason Coray

Small dick, big man attitude. Only cares about himself and is very insensitive to what a real women needs.
Jason Coray, the one pump dump.
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"you want me to fuck your friend?? and watch??"........Jason Coray responds " yes please, I have been thinking about it for a long time!!!" he continues to beg untill she says yes. Two weeks later he beats the shit out of her because of it, but still watches the video to this day while making money of of it (she doesnt even know that part)
or Jason Corey pretended to be in love with tis girl for 7 YEARS just cause she was hot and recorded EVERYTHING and used the material to write books, comics, movies, podcasts and of course porn videos. She never found out untill years after he left her washed up and heartbroken. He made tons of money but pretended to be broke all the time, sometimes he send her$20 or $30 but hardly ever and she had to humiliates herself just to get that. I think he told everyone she had an addiction problem when it was actually him......Brutal.....what a piece of shit.
by i wish it was bigger October 15, 2021
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Jason Bourne

A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.
by Buel September 16, 2017
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