when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
by marckis123456789 March 06, 2022
by swimmydino34 July 02, 2021
Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit
by emeliano April 17, 2018
a groupchat with the lomls. the coolest, funniest, nicest, and sweetest people you will ever meet and i just love them sm.
by wandasdeadkids June 26, 2022
Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
jeremy.mp4
cow cow cow cow cow
death
cow cow cow cow cow
cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge
spin again
cow cow cow cow cow
death
cow cow cow cow cow
cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge cheese wedge
spin again
by jeremy cow December 07, 2021
by JoshTheManWassup March 20, 2011