Cum Gum

Freshen up gum, ie gum that squirts in your mouth.

Would you like some cum gum?

by BD February 7, 2004

cum milkshake

When a bunch of guys jackoff into a glass and a sexy slut swallows it after stirring it.

I can't believe that Chrissy drank that cum milkshake. Must have a been 20 ounces of jizz.

by blowmenow February 4, 2008

cum lolly

speaks for itself really. lolly made of cum.

thanks for the cum lolly!
no problem, sharon

by Berek n Derekl September 27, 2017

red cum

the secret special cum color that belongs only to members of the stonecummers society, a club for only the smartest coomers

"imagine yo cum not bein red"
"he gave me a red Halloween, you know he's good"
"red Halloween? isn't that where his red cum sprays in the air and rains down on you like a spanish village?"

by Teague is Trash May 8, 2021

Cum room

The amount of room needed in between a male and their partner in or to not be bruised by projectile cum.

There wasn’t enough cum room and I hurt my wife’s back with my cum.

by Conor hawk July 19, 2020

The Cum Sock

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.

Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro

by TheGhostKing April 6, 2022

cum check

Checking if there's no cum for evidence left on the toilet or anywhere you masturbated

I had to do a final cum check because my dad was going to use the bathroom after me

by Yoyoman24 August 12, 2015