Pocket Parrot

Pirate for cell phone

"Argg matey me pocket parrot be squakin"

by gbtj October 25, 2009

pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

Deja Pocket

The sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket, when in fact, it is not.

Ryan: "Hang on, blowin' up..."
Berto: "Who is it?"
Ryan: "Nobody...deja pocket"

by Toast Crumbs February 3, 2010

Soft Pocket

a soft spot in a tree which is rotten can also be used to define the female genitals

i put my dick in a girl's soft pocket

by jonny64325453645238 October 17, 2010

dirt pocket

The hole that you shit from; the anus.

My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll learn 'er

by technohermit October 1, 2006

Pocket Browsing

Pocket browsing is the unintentional use of Internet service on a cell phone, usually while the phone is bouncing around in a purse or a hip pocket. Somewhat different that its cousin, the embarrassing but rather innocuous pocket dialing, pocket browsing can be an expensive mistake on cell phone plans that do not include data service.

"I forgot to lock the keypad and discovered I had been pocket browsing for hours."

by Billy Somerville January 14, 2008

penny-pockets

a lady with a very pronounced outward-bow to her hips. It looks like her pockets are stuffed with pennies. This is not to be confused with a sexy hour-glass figure. Penny-pockets is a natural condition.

oh look - here comes penny-pockets

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005