When your giving a chick a rim job, (eating her ass out) but she doesn't tell you she has a severe case of anal leakage. Better know as a Sloppy Joshua
"Was having a good time with this chick last night, until I started to give her a rim job and I got a sloppy Joshua, shit was everywhere".
by Boss red September 7, 2016
Get the Sloppy Joshuamug. by RaaWrxsdddd// July 28, 2018
Get the sloppy toddlermug. When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.
by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018
Get the Sloppy Whoppermug. the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 24, 2020
Get the sloppy christianmug. That chick Doobrah from the bar last night gave me a Sloppy Dallas, it was great but now I need a shower.
by Ranbotnic October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. Person 1: I can't believe he just dumped janiqua for allison
Person 2: what a sloppy sebass move
Person 1: Yeah sloppy sebassed all over the place on that one
Person 2: what a sloppy sebass move
Person 1: Yeah sloppy sebassed all over the place on that one
by broseph6699 November 19, 2019
Get the Sloppy Sebassmug. The dooo: hey soup ro you want me to give you a sloppy dallas.
Soup: no my sister already gave me one this morning.
Soup: no my sister already gave me one this morning.
by Ps4_bro October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.