When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
Get the False bookingmug. The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018
Get the Bathroom bookingmug. Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.
Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.
Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?
Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?
Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.
Rule 6. Listen before you speak.
Rule 7. We outside.
-Darth Willis.
Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.
Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?
Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?
Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.
Rule 6. Listen before you speak.
Rule 7. We outside.
-Darth Willis.
by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021
Get the The Book of Willismug. To study extensively for long periods of time. This is often found being done the night before a huge test or exam.
Sesi: We're writing Economics tomorrow and I haven't started studying!
Doug: I'm going to be Pushing Book tonight till the early hours.. I suggest you do the same because it counts 50% of our year mark.
Doug: I'm going to be Pushing Book tonight till the early hours.. I suggest you do the same because it counts 50% of our year mark.
by Sesita June 22, 2011
Get the Pushing Bookmug. that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check
hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"
by bzurm June 18, 2012
Get the mug booksmug. by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016
Get the the book of the damnedmug. Name given to the sticky glue used to fix enclosed items within magazines or books. These contained items include CD's, DVD's, promotional leaflets or plastic sleeves.
I removed the enclosed disc that came with the magazine but the sticky book bogey still remained on the page.
by ThinkToy April 30, 2010
Get the book bogeymug.