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Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*
“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
Jesus Christ.”
by TheHogMan July 29, 2025
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skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good. You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.

*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.
"Aw man, how did you make that totally dope vintage music video?"

"These skillz are on toast, mate."

Or.....

"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"
by Markaiyo March 4, 2025
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hoi mate

hoi is the short for oi and you know what mate is rignt?
hoi mate! Are you the sigma mewer I have been looking for?
by Sigggggggggggggggggggmamama March 10, 2025
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No mates

no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed
John: oi josh no mates
by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021
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Club Mate

Club Mate is not that supporting pal that helps you out, whenever you party to hard. It‘s more like your life-saving elixir. If you are young, knackered and living in a bigger town like Berlin this is your go-to drink for EVERY occasion. You take your little bottle literally everywhere. To the park, the museum and even to family reunions. Everybody loves Mate. Everybody needs it.
A: I‘m so knackered.
B: Just go and grab yourself a CLUB MATE, you will instantly feel better!
by ale.ginger May 18, 2023
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80 Mate

Synonymous with Legend, 80 Mate is the hero none of us are worthy of. He’s known for heroic recoveries and downright badass sends. Its said that at night if you listen closely you can hear the cries of his mighty 80series and epic river chook
80 mate our saviour, we love you
by anonymous June 15, 2023
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