what i did last night

your mom

what i did last night?? your mom...

by dfsjaghieruerrjhnfvbendgarouah April 25, 2010

who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008

I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

I think I'm Big Meech

Knowing you're a boss, goin' ham
Popularized by Ricky Rozay's BMF

I think I'm Big Meech...LARRY HOOVER

by Rozay October 14, 2010

Luke, I am your father

Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".

The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc

by Cataphract_40 May 15, 2005

Can I have your digits?

A question used to request for one's phone number.

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"

Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")

by Elmer April 7, 2005

am I being punk'd?

A state of expression as apposed of saying ''Nah ah'' or ''Are you shitting me?''

1. My house burned down and I have type 2 herpes

2. am I being punk'd?

by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007