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Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
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