Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left-hand man
--Vance Joy, "Riptide"
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left-hand man
--Vance Joy, "Riptide"
by purplebackpack89 August 18, 2014
Get the left-hand manmug. A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
by sheonatheshehulk December 5, 2017
Get the Mr. Avocado Manmug. When a man is going down on a woman, the woman clamps her legs around the man's head covering his ears.
by gpete March 17, 2010
Get the dead man's delightmug. by candy ass May 15, 2009
Get the Magic beard manmug. No, we can't fight today, not on Rex Manning Day!!
Everything's been so good; I'm having my own personal Rex Manning Day.
Everything's been so good; I'm having my own personal Rex Manning Day.
by Nathan K. Claus November 2, 2006
Get the Rex Manning daymug. Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.
EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.
The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.
Random facts about EBM:
-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes
EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.
The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.
Random facts about EBM:
-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes
by umar_i February 20, 2010
Get the Epic Beard Manmug. - Dark Man X got ya bouncin again - "Party Up"
- There ain't no sunshine when the Dark Man comes out - "No Sunshine"
- X gon give it to ya - "X gon give it to ya"
- Earl Simmons, AKA The Dog - "My Life"
- There ain't no sunshine when the Dark Man comes out - "No Sunshine"
- X gon give it to ya - "X gon give it to ya"
- Earl Simmons, AKA The Dog - "My Life"
by Kato April 24, 2006
Get the Dark Man Xmug.