stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

by Evildawg December 14, 2008

kicks your (fucking) face off

See kicks my (fucking) face off.

"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"

by Sigmund Freud November 03, 2004

butt face crack master

a fat fuck who will fart so bad you have to leave the area.

guy#1- i have to fart man. *farts*
guy#2- awwww thats rank you butt face crack master!

by the1stikkia August 17, 2009

Open Faced Sloppy Jim

When you cum all over Jim's long face then try wiping the cum all over his face.

Every weekend Jim likes to have an Open Faced Sloppy Jim.

by P+Man March 18, 2011

Cock Bag El Poopy Face

A Cock Bag El Poopy Face is someone who clams to get alot of pussy but in fact is still a virgin

Some kid I Know Is in fact a Cock Bag El Poopy Face

by siicc one January 14, 2010

Kick my (fucking) face off

The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.

"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"

by Sigmund Freud November 03, 2004

Cock-amole on her Face-adilla

To place one's seed on a woman's face.

I'd totally unload my cock-amole on her face-adilla.

by Peter? October 02, 2008