one-beamer

Someone who’s car only has one headlight because the other one’s bulb is burn out, meant to be used in a negative connotation

Look at that one-beamer; I’m surprised he can see the road at all!

by joshington456 January 11, 2026

Good One Stu

A proper response to someone saying something stupid. Usually someone not very smart who says something they think is funny, but it really is not at all.

Stu: I used to get all the women in high school when i blew on my tuba. "Good one Stu".

by Rzitup January 12, 2026

Push one's car off the road

To stop someone from ruining your plan and calling or asking someone else for help

Push one's car off the road
My dad didn't wanna make the hot dogs for Anna's birthday tomorrow, so I pushed his car off the road and asked my grandpa to get me the stuff to make the hot dogs instead.

by Englishwordmaker January 12, 2026

One More Time!

a LIE. When your drum major/band director decides to not be satisfied with the band's "final" run through.

Drum Major/Band Director: "All right band, One More Time!"
Band: "Oh god, not this again."

by MoneyFi$h November 22, 2021

One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.

''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

Oneli

A person that is very sexually frustrated that they are willing to anything anywhere.

I Oneli you in the temple

by Oneli November 22, 2021

NO ONE CARES

STFU, no one cares what your name means.

Everyone posted their definition online but no one cares.

by QLTY November 23, 2021