grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction

(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now

by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 25, 2022

I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

get on for some

to engage in sexual activities. similar to "get (one') swerve on."

<i>i pushed him off me when he tried to get on for some because i was hella tired.</i>

by mala April 23, 2004

Get stuffed

A dad poopiehead phrase that dads who think they’re funny us he stays up all night uses

Kid: can I have a lolly bag

Dad: get stuffed

by Chocolate sandwiches July 16, 2020

Tranny gets pounded by Will Wood

Will Wood bought nudes from a younger trans (FTM) fan. It was in about 2017 or 2019 but it's still a known fact in the Will Wood fandom. It happened. Trust me... It happened...

Gay kid 1: "What was that weird post on X recently?"

Gay kid 2: "Oh, a Tranny gets pounded by Will Wood or "I got groomed by Will Wood".

by Bluebirb69420 February 04, 2024

get piked

The disposition of the impalement via organic or non organic means

Yo brah' let's get piked tonight.

by Jobaebae October 01, 2017

Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.

A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.

by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018