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Cock Slurping Dick Waffle

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
by mexgema July 24, 2018
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Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011
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cock eyed drunk

Girls: im just tipsy

Friend: no your cock eyed drunk
by mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014
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flaming cock rocket

1. a man and or woman who like cocks travelling at the speeds of light.

2. a case of scorching chlamydia on a mans penis
1. frick your friend jasmine enjoyed my flaming cock rocket so much!

2. last night, your dad was walking around and i saw his flaming cock rocket, it was disgusting
by GIGANTUS COCKIS July 6, 2011
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
by Leeroy80 October 11, 2005
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ass fucking cock sucker

1- Insult.
Someone who:
1) Fucks people in the ass
2) Sucks cock
Basically, an ass fucking cock sucker
by Bobby Rex August 15, 2003
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Cock sock

A large amount of uncircumcised skin on a male's penis.
Girl1- I think I need to make and appt with my OBGYN.

Girl2- What's wrong?

Girl1-I hooked up with this guy at the bar and I think he had cheese in his cock sock and I have a UTI.

Girl 2- Gross!
by Pinkdelastink January 16, 2014
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