The One Each Of Theirself

Letting fate decide your destiny

"Dude I need to get my boyfriend back!!"

"Bro you can't determine that, the one each of theirself"

by phinn f July 19, 2025

Pee on one's grave

To humiliate someone

Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

twenty one gun salute

When twenty one guys all get boners at the same time.

"Hey let's all get together later and do a twenty one gun salute."

by Unknown37 June 11, 2016

do one's song

(verb) to keep saying something untrue or annoying, or something that's been said many times.

He did nada but doin' his old song "I didn't rip off yo ride!".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

by Chris Memes January 15, 2009

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021