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One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"
Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!
by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014
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are you one

Slang term used in the hvac field. Are you alone?
Are you one? I need to tell you about Becca.
by Itskeylimepie February 7, 2018
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Xodi One

Have you ever seen Air Force 1 in camouflage? Yeah neither have we. But we have seen a Xodi One. The best in class heavy carry heavy lifting, camo wearing gentleman with a realistic view of the world, from their perspective. Did we mention the best Xodi Ones have mommy issues?

Xodi One is the best in class at crisis aversion, with a strong principle of “FOH!”
Lou was shook as Xodi One pulled up and did all the heavy lifting while everyone was sitting on their thumbs.
by DragoDiCuore September 26, 2023
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National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019
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