Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

it's like a baby sensory video

when a person describes a (normal) video as being a "baby sensory video", what they mean is that the visuals of said video being described are hypnotising, addicting, and enough to put them into a trance-like state.

it's a video you can't lay your eyes off of — a video you can't stop watching. maybe it's because the animation is so smooth, or the colours are bright and eye-catching.

"bro, the video of pure-pure miku dancing to rabbit hole is like a baby sensory video to me."
"these sorting algorithm videos are like baby sensory videos."

«it's like a baby sensory video»

by kr4 March 23, 2024

baby pissing

child peeing; diapers. Like me. nuggets of the chicken variety. i like cheese.

i saw a baby pissing.

by Gabe the Babe is HOT May 17, 2022

Teet Baby

an adjective describing any person who sucks off the teet of popularity

joseph swizer is such a Teet Baby!!!......why?......because he uses pres. obama's popularity to make himself feel more popular!

by teetbby4life November 5, 2010

fuck baby

A child that was conceived between 2 people while at least one of the parents are in a relationship with someone else.

Synonyms: affair child, love child

"I won't accept her. You did what you wanted & had the fuck baby, now you have to deal with it."

by Blatter21 April 18, 2024

Baby fingering

Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.

I gave my wife a baby fingering last night

by Jonk67 November 8, 2025

babys

a human who hasnt lived for a long time, and a snack.

OH MY GOD ELLA WHY DID YOU JUST EAT MY BABYS!? YOU USE A KNIFE & FORK AND EVERYTHING! WHY!?

by ella baby eater June 17, 2022