One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots is a band with potential, composed of a coward, Tyler Joseph, and a wonder of the world, Josh Dun. Their lyrics are deep, for example:

-I'm a bendy-toe

-Help me bowl of rice

-Josh Dun !
-I put my socks on my feet

-Tyler Joseph, Twenty One Pilots

by Chepillon April 12, 2019

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

for a real one

James Charles uses this phrase a lot, I wish I knew what it means

I love that they ignore us for a real one... Rude

by I wish I was somebody September 5, 2018

Rule One

In the game Rocket League, if your car collides in contact with another car and interlocks, you must stay locked until a goal is scored or the game ends.

Damn, I’m in a rule one Johnny!

by eternaljay May 28, 2024

Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.

Stay away from the Texas One Eye.

by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024

Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021